we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with
bell hooks (via smallbodies)
To all “egalitarians”
this is truer than true
The rage of the oppressed is never the same as the rage of the privileged.
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
(cont.) Your clit with my thumb making you speechless from pleasure. Then I’ll turn you over and start licking your pussy from behind diving my tongue into your pussy with my hands gripping your waist as I come up to slide my dick in your ass and pussy going going back & forth between the two while grabbing a fist full of hair, pulling your head back as I bite on your neck until you cum on my dick
- You are doing entirely too much. Cough drops and ice and shit…so fucking extra. Those are tactics usually used by men who don’t really know how to eat pussy to disguise their general lack of technique.
- You do not ever put anything with sugar in, on, or around the vagina. That causes yeast infections.
They have special flavored lubes, creams, etc. made to be used for sexual purposes on the genitals and they don’t have sugar in them. If you’re trying to create a tingling sensation, they also have lube that does that.
Quit using food products on the vagina. That shit is not kosher.
- You do not EVER go from ass to pussy. Not ever. That will most definitely cause an infection.
If you’re going to do that you have to either take off the condom you used for anal and put on a fresh one or (if you’re in a monogamous relationship and not using condoms) wash your dick with soap and water after the anal before you go to the pussy.
Of course all of that is a mood killer which is why it makes more sense to just make anal the last form of penetration you do during a session.
In conclusion, you should not be allowed to have sex with anyone until you pass an adult sexual education class.
Get the entire fuck out of here.
I just fucking have to share this. Sex education right here. IT’S IMPORTANT PLEASE LEARN.